I love statistics. They make me feel powerful.
For instance:
Ten percent of all car theives are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. What's the probability that a polar bear just stole your car? Do you know? I know.
BAM. Unstoppable.
A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second. When you open a can, what is the chance that you just became pregnant? Do you know? I know.
BAM. All knowing.
Last Question: What is the probability you just read this post? Do you know? I know.
BAM. I am the god of Statistics. Those who disagree have a high probability of getting struck by lightning in the next ten seconds. ;)
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