A Slinky, A Slinky, It's Fun For..Well, Pretty Much Everyone Right?

My dog Winnie discovers the magic of a Patrick Star slinky:

Their eyes meet for the first time.

OHMYGOD PATRICK, YOU CAN FLY! (Don't land on me please!)

Are you dead? You're not breathing...

Wheee! You're streeeaaaatchy!

My Patrick Star slinky. NOM.