Why I'd rather have to deal with zombies than any other horror movie monster:
1) Re-animated corpses are no scarier than most other critters, and WAY less scary than possessed children (viz "The Ring" girl)
2) They're supposedly not so hard to kill (haven't tried it myself). Werewolves, you need expensive silver. Vampires, you have to get in close and hope they hold still long enough to stake them through the heart. Ghosts you need to find a priest or find out why the ghost is killing people and fix the problem. With zombies, you just blow up their heads from very VERY far away.
3) Zombies are stupid. Ghosts are not stupid. Vampires are not stupid. Possessed children are SO not stupid. Werewolf intelligence is debatable, but they have super noses and ears which still lands them above zombies no matter how you look at it. Some zombies have neither noses nor ears.
4) Society would become less focused on looks. If you're not a zombie, you win. Plus zombies like people for their brains, not their appearances. Vampires and werewolves are way more shallow.
5) You can trick them into thinking cauliflowers are brains(see 3).
6) Number 5 would be hilarious to watch from the safety of your anti-zombie shelter.
7) This song about zombies is really catchy.
Disagree? Comment below. It's pretty futile, since zombies have clearly won. But please feel free anyway! :)
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