Why University is like Preschool:

1. You cry for your mother.

2. You cross the street without looking for cars.

3. Nap time is a necessity (as is snack time).

4. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because
everyone else looks just as stupid as you do).

5. You wear big mittens (possibly with strings attached).

6. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.

7. You never eat what you are supposed to eat.

8. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.

9. Your parents are smart again.

10. You can't remember all your classmates' names.

11. Someone else prepares all your meals.

12. You prefer books with pictures instead of words.